Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Every young man or woman should weigh the matter well before concluding that a college education is out of the question.

The U.N. can meet and discuss, but we don't need their permission.

When you make contact with your Higher Self, you'll have the support of Nature, which will allow for the manifestation of all you desire

If you really love someone,' Claudia continued, 'you have to be prepared to accept them as they are. Maybe you hope that one day they get a wake-up call and make the changes for their own reasons.

Wicked companions invite us to hell.

You don't give God authority over your life. He has it, totally.

A room full of words that are nearly the truth but not quite, each note fluttering off the steam of its rose like a broken butterfly wing.

If God and his grace do not rule us, sin and Satan will have possession of us.

The secret to comedy is not playing the comedy, but actually playing the situation, playing the drama of it.

No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!