Finding the tool is often half the battle.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.

to learn and not to do is really not to learn. To know and not to do is really not to know.

Do not be bad because others treat you badly.

I'm at the point in my career where to be a winner is more important than any individual things.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

Some doors are best left closed.

When learned men begin to use their reason, then I generally discover that they haven't got any.

Love is the lotus, lust is the mud the lotus arises out of.

She was really strong around me. Having me at 16 had to have been a big responsibility. My mom gave up everything for me, had three jobs, supported me, sacrificed her life for me.

I am extremely rebellious. I have this strong, defiant spirit.