Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Your memory straddles my mind.

A man who is looking backward all the time cannot move forward, he will be standing still

It was the sort of beauty you feel so deeply it becomes contagious and somehow makes you feel beautiful too.

Crying all the way to success is better than smiling all the way to failure.

They've spread like cancer. ISIS has spread like cancer.

You can spend your life watching other people win or beat your name into history.

I still write in literary Arabic but I try to rid it of the rhetoric, the symbolism, and the stuff that ordinary people don't understand.

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do.

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected.

On the question of taking credit for what goes right and blame for what goes wrong - having led the Conservative party for four years, I have never heard of this notion before.