Finishing races is important, but racing is more important.

The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

Two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle.

When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.

You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either.

You can't let one bad moment spoil a bunch of good ones.

The only way to be productive is to be positive.

If my wheel comes off and I hit the fence real hard, I get to whack every damn one of you with a hammer.

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.

Second place is just the first place loser.

I'm just trying not to get run over. That's number one. Number two is you gotta catch the guy in front of ya.

Enjoy small moments as they come. At the end, That's what makes life worthwhile...

There is something fascinatingly awkward about an author photo. I'm drawn to those glossy shots in the back of books, mostly because the subjects never look happy to be there.

The life most of us live are lives we are forced to live by immediate needs, influences, and pressures.

Lucky! I can only eat glitter and rainbows. Darn my sensitive stomach!

David Moyes, in Italy, would have been sacked three times now.

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.

Lots of English people say exactly the opposite of what they mean.

If abortion isn't wrong, then nothing is wrong.

The pure heart is a spotless mirror in which images of infinite beauty are reflected.

The Secret Service is a strange group. They don't really have a leader. It's not set up like a military. Each one is supposed to be able to act like a leader when something comes up.