Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.

Don't try to make yourself marketable, you'll be surprised to see yourself at the bottom. Stay incognito, and people will peruse the whole world looking for you, by that time, you'll be at the top.

When presented with an open door in your job, drive a Mack truck through it.

Don't be seduced into thinking that that which does not make a profit is without value.

Sleepin' in the truck wasn't so bad. Shoot, I kind of liked that, myself.

The real truth of life is on the streets. Photograph the daily lives of people, and how they exist, and how they fight for space and time and pleasure.

I deserved the shaking and the headaches and the fact that every single time I took a breath I felt a squeezing in my chest, my heart beating even though I wished it wasn't.

We can't see ahead of time what actions are going to be the ones that move history in dramatic ways.

We need our veterans to set an example, like being the first ones there. A veteran is entitled to a bigger paycheck, but not a special set of rules.

I do what I want, when I want, how I want, and because of that, it has taken me so long to grow into an adult human being.

I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch 'Saturday Night Live.'