First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden is going to be OK.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

It is possible to make family any way you like. It is possible to love men without rage. There are thousands of ways to love men.

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

All my life, I heard, 'Stop daydreaming, ' 'Get over yourself, ' 'You'll never get there, ' 'Aim lower, ' 'You'll hurt yourself, ' from teachers, family, and friends.

Five thousand people every day lose their home because of a medical bankruptcy. Most of them had insurance.

You need an entire life just to know about tomatoes.

Concert' doesn’t mean standing up like a target in front of thousands of strangers. It means coming together. It means harmony.

This is how it has been since time began: If you want to make something really worthwhile and true, then you have to suffer for it.

The way people respond to struggles or express their feelings in difficult situations are very different. I like imagining how characters would react in certain situations.

I took a couple of creative writing classes with Joyce Carol Oates at Princeton University, and in my senior year there, I took a long fiction workshop with Toni Morrison. I fell in love with it.