First and foremost: Feed people.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

The main reason of fear of failure lies in people’s being unaware of the impact of misfortune on achieving success

We are not judges for ourselves until circumstances call us to act.

Snow girl was glad she had left her own feelings behind.

I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.

People are like ants: Just a few of them give all the orders. And most of them spend their lives getting squashed.

[My subjects] look lost because that is how I see life. I think we are all a bit lost, lost in a world we can't understand.

Congress has funded numerous programs to provide care and compensation to 9/11 victims, spending several billion dollars on extraordinary and unprecedented efforts.

All spiritual life begins with a sense of wonder, and nature is a window into that wonder.

At one point, CERN was toying with patenting the World Wide Web.

I'm not one of those actors who gets physically fit for a role and then loses it all again.