First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Two footsteps do not make a path.

Do not feed children on maudlin sentimentalism or dogmatic religion

But it is precisely at those moments when the glass seems to be ‘set fair’ that Fate invariably decides to take a hand.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Jews are the intensive form of any nationality whose language and customs they adopt.

There is nothing beautiful or sweet or great in life that is not mysterious.

I find it fascinating that a lot of business books that do well are from people who've never made any money in business.

Says he foun' he jus' got a little piece of a great big soul. Says a wilderness ain't no good, 'cause his little piece of a soul wasn't no good 'less it was with the rest, an' was whole.

I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell."

Only to the rude ear of one who is quite indifferent does the song of a bird seem always the same.