First deal with your own tears; tomorrow do something about acid rain.

Poverty isn't being broke; poverty is never having enough.

Marriage is to family what legs are to a table.

There are all kinds of ways of being unfaithful, not the worst of them with your body.

Listening is one of the lesser-known skills that mistresses offer.

There is a line between sexualityand promiscuity, and the line is closer to celibacy than not.

Marriage is the agreement to let a family happen.

Most people I know feel that life would be complete if they could just lose ten pounds.

He couldn't tell Zeke how they would be tomorrow, because he didn't know that answer yesterday, did he?

You keep accusing me of blasphemy all of the time, but I cannot be convicted of a victimless crime.

[Every age], however destitute of science or virtue, sufficiently abounds with acts of blood and military renown.

I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else.

Great lovers lie in Hell, the stubborn ones Infatuate of the flesh upon the bones; Stuprate, they rend each other when they kiss, The pieces kiss again, no end to this.

If people had good albums, they'd be buying albums. But people are buying singles because they only have good songs.

My parents were of the generation who thought they were the children of a free Czechoslovakia, the only democracy in central Europe.

Traveling is a fool's paradise. Our first journeys discover to us the indifference of places.

[The Federal Convention] is really an assembly of demigods.

Life is a peephole, a single tiny entry onto a vastness--how can I not dwell on this brief, cramped view of things? This peephole is all I've got!