First inclination is to become a monk and leave the situation.

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, no fine girls just ugly faces.

Get shot down cuz your over zealous, play hard to get and females get jealous.

If mediocrity is your benchmark, you always sit on the bench!

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

If communication is lost everything is lost in a relationship.

Women overrate the influence of fine dress and the latest fashions upon gentlemen; and certain it is, that the very expensiveness of such attire frightens the beholder from all ideas of matrimony.

If you're an American kid, you can't help but be influenced by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and the Rolling Stones because they're always on the radio.

I need to keep working on myself for a while.

Give me a prejudice and I will move the world.

Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad.

The pointless ferocities of intellectual life shock businessmen, who kill only to eat.

If people are watching me 365 days a year, 360 days they might be bored to tears. And on the other five days, maybe I would qualify as Satan.