First, learn how to report traffic jams, then you can talk about football. (on Bulgarian journalists)

Good times are always where I am. I feel bored if I'm not there.

I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.

I feel good... considering I managed to wake up.

The only thing that's running well in Bulgaria is the Bulgarian Football Union. Unlike the BFU, many footballers here don't run, they limp.

Since the national team doesn't have a stadium yet, they'll come to play here, at Sofia airport.

I'm sick of these congress meetings. There no reason to meet again. As you know, if there's a congress, I usually win it.

I am satisfied with everything in my life. Including the fact that I spent time in jail.

I like marriage. I've been married three times.

What do we need spectators for? The game should be played behind closed doors. Football is an art!

The best thing at the tournament were the cheerleaders.

The angel said, "I like black-and-white films more than color because they're more artificial. You have to work harder to overcome your disbelief. It's sort of like prayer.

Love is as irrational as hate and just as unpredictable.

Human beings ought not to draw in their antennae at every ungentle touch, like supersensitive insects.

Avoid giving invitations to bores - they will come without.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

And concentrating on the spot where the two spindles should be is the closest I get to looking Hannah's eyes as she tells my story.

A problem solved is a problem caused.

I am unable to rouse much interest in any highly civilized race, country or epoch, including this one.

The principal mechanism for convergence at the international as well as the domestic level is the diffusion of knowledge.