First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Love is like a rose. So beautiful to look at, yet so painful to touch.

Success seems to be that which forms the distinction between confidence and conceit.

Young poets are advised by their elders to avoid the practice of journalism as they would wet socks and gin before breakfast.

A public debt is a kind of anchor in the storm; but if the anchor be too heavy for the vessel, she will be sunk by that very weight which was intended for her preservation.

Our bells are worn threadbare with ringing for victories

I've worked with a lot of great directors and often times they solicit your ideas.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

Most of us would like to end our lives feeling both that we had a good time and that we left the world a little better than we found it.

Dare to be strong and courageous. That is the road. Venture anything. Be brave enough to dare to be loved. Be something more than man or woman. Be Tandy.

To write drama is to leave a can of Coke by the side of the road. Then, sit on that can of Coke. Where's the can of Coke now?