First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Be honest with who you are, what you want and how you want to be treated. Boundaries only scare off the people that were not meant to be in your life.

I dated dozens of young men, had fun with all, made commitments to none.

I'm not a folk-singer. I just sing a certain place.

I was always a big Justice League fan. I always loved Batman, Superman - I have a weird Martian Manhunter fixation.

The optimist, as you probably know, is a person who, when he wears out his shoes, just figures he's back on his feet.

I think subconsciously people are remarkably discerning. I think that they can sense care.

I like to spend my time with my children.

It comes down to taking care of the people in your program and making them the best they can be-not giving up on them and never failing to be there for them.

The god, O men, seems to me to be really wise; and by his oracle to mean this, that the wisdom of this world is foolishness and of none effect.

Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.