First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Success shouldn't be revenge or a way to overwhelm the naysayers. If that is your reason, you are far from being content.

If you cannot sit on a throne like a king, seize, like a tent-pitcher, the rope of the Royal tent.

...life makes ugly faces at us sometimes, I know.

To force a change, sometimes you need to stand up. You know what you're worth - rather than what your employer is paying you.

I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.

I really don't think anything I do is a mistake. It could be if I didn't learn from it.

The soul is not the body and it may be in one body or in another, and pass from body to body.

When systems are broken, it's an opportunity for invention and innovation.

They say great themes make great novels

I propose that the phenomenon of love is the psychological pivot in the persecution of women.