First you forget names then you forget faces then you forget to pull your zipper up then you forget to pull your zipper down.

We all have the best laid plans for our children, and they go and ruin it all by growing up any way they want to. What the hell was it all for, then? (Real Life and Liars)

Tragedy is when someone ends up dead. Everything else is just a bump in the road. For the record, that was something Daddy used to say.

Most jury trials are contests between the rich and poor.

Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence.

Certainly one of the most enthralling things about human life is the recognition that we live in what, for practical purposes, is a universe without bounds.

I was one of those people who wasn't getting a lot of milk, so I had to pump forever to just get two ounces of milk. But, you know, I wasn't going to give up or stop.

If you were your own employer, would you be entirely satisfied with the day’s work you have done today?

The trouble is that I'm in a hurry, but God isn't.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

There seems to be a human instinct for prayer. Swiss theologian Karl Barth calls it our 'incurable God-sickness.'