Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

I never tired of picturing sharks.

Operate your household like a productive business.

Don't make the mistake of underestimating your enemies.

Time passes irrevocably.

I do what I feel is right. I do not fear to walk on a new path and take risk.

We walk upon the grace of god. Nothing else exists except that.

Style is attitude, attitude, attitude!

I might not be Silent any longer, but I still have the perfect poker face.

I never really found out what love was.

I don't sort of sit in a chair and pompously feel proud of myself about all the things we might have accomplished.