Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

I had always felt life first as a story: and if there is a story there is a story-teller

Have a little faith. Don't give up.

well i think its quite obvious that if you're going to rely on something to carry your wishes, you might as well know where exactly it has come from and where it intends on going

If I hadn't been an actress, I was thinking seriously about going into psychology. It's just really what I'm interested in: the human psyche and how we process information.

Ethics is a detergent word, used time and time again to clean consciences without scrubbing.

In my early days in Hollywood I tried to be economical. I designed my own clothes, much to my mother's distress.

I did a couple of plays in junior high school, maybe high school, and then I did a play in college.

The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare.

It takes a hundred times more skill to make love than to command an army.

The only books that work are those which fly through the air - the ones you let happen, not make happen.