Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy.

The thought of all that happiness was hard to bear. What's the point of happiness when all it does is throw the facts of dying into clear relief?

Political corruption, social greed, and Americanized quasi-socialism can ruin even the most wonderful places. California proved that.

When you admire the light, remember to give the darkness its due as well, because without it, the beauty of the light will disappear!

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Always leave something to wish for otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.

library is a beautiful old thing

I have no aspirations of growing old and boring.

Liberty may make mistakes but tyranny is the death of a nation.

Justice denied anywhere diminishes justice everywhere.

Darkness cannot be overcome with more darkness, only with light. Violence cannot be overcome with more violence, only with peace.