Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If you walk in joy, happiness is close behind.

You have to loss something to gain something.

Sincerity and the correct use of the voice are the greatest things in the art of acting.

TV is a responsibility, not only in entertaining people, but using this medium of television in positive ways to teach people and enlighten people.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

The inborn instability of capitalism has been part of the history of the system for several hundred years.

Let early education be a sort of amusement. You will then be better able to find out the natural bent.

In an ever more open world, building peace through dialogue is no longer a choice but a necessity!

Today will never happen again. Don't waste it with a false start or no start at all.

Damien Vesper Didn't plan on killing anyone today