Flirtation and coquetry are so nearly allied as to be identical; both are the art of successful and pleasing deception.

Coquetry is the art of successful deception.

The laws of decency enforce themselves.

Before we love with our heart, we already love with our imagination.

Doubt the man who swears to his devotion.

Untimely conduct is the discord of manners.

The happiest woman sees not gladness alone reflected from her mirror; its surface will inevitably be sometimes dimmed with sighs.

When greatness descends from its lofty pedestal, it assumes human dimensions.

Misfortune comes to people who live only on the memory of their past grandeur.

You know what they say, 'You have to work at wisdom; you have to take pains to be reasonable, but to be foolish, just let yourself go.

It is better not to be loved than to be ill-loved or half-loved.

When humans were young, they were pushed around in strollers. When they were old, they were pushed around in wheelchairs. In between, they were just pushed around.

His Magnificence - Your Manifestation.I will make of thee a great nation

I love you right up to the moon - and back.

I work three days at home, and two days in the British Library or the London Library, just to get out of the house and hide from the children.

Theorems are not to mathematics what successful courses are to a meal.

Ban partial-birth abortion except to save mother's life.

Free market capitalism is the best path to prosperity!

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

You know what my greatest personal stumbling block is? My shyness.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.