Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day.

Behold, my children!" she said. "The instrument of my revenge. I will call it a scythe!"The Titans muttered among themselves: What is that for? Why is it curved? How do you spell scythe?

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

Freedom rings bells to wake us from the comfort of beautiful dreams and empower the efforts that turn them into reality.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

University printing presses exist, and are subsidised by the Government for the purpose of producing books which no one can read; and they are true to their high calling.

A real man has no tougher judge than himself.

You're not going to make Hemingway better by adding animations.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

I greet you all in the name of peace, democracy and freedom for all.

Acting careers are very interesting things. They come with a lot of ups and downs. You just have to ride the waves and bide your time during the lulls, and enjoy the high times when they're there.

Next to occupation is the building up of good taste. That is difficult, slow work. Few achieve it. It means all the difference in the world in the end.

It is certain, I think, that the best government is the one that governs the least. But there is a much-neglected corollary: the best citizen is the one who least needs governing.