Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Anarchism is democracy taken seriously.

Never forget that when it comes to humans, you are your best helping hand or even your only help. So this moment calls for you to stop waiting on people and start persistently helping yourself.

It was another country. It was a country for the young, a country where you died before you got old.

Set a goal and a program for yourself, and everything else will follow. Guaranteed.

The only really Christian art is that which, like St. Francis, does not fear being wedded to poverty. This rises far above art-as-ornament.

Sadness isn't a natural response.

During the Cold War, we lived in coded times when it wasn't easy and there were shades of grey and ambiguity.

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.com.

She didn't strike me as a "crossword in ink" kind of girl

Unless the reformer can invent something which substitutes attractive virtues for attractive vices, he will fail.