Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Whenever I get fed up with life I love to go wandering in nature.

I like photographs which leave something to the imagination.

When you have spent an important part of your life playing Let's Pretend, it's often easy to see symbolism where none exists.

I never, my producer never, we never let myself just sing. We were always trying to get the perfect vocal.

I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that's living or breathing is number two.

I never forget,” Myrnin said in a choked whisper. “Certainly not with your nails in my throat. They’re quite an excellent mnemonic device.

I've always maintained that all characters and all personalities are in all of us. The whole thing is available. You're not this or that, no one is.

I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree.

Why will no man confess his faults? Because he continues to indulge in them; a man cannot tell his dream till he wakes.

The two systems slave and free-labor are incompatible. They have never permanently existed together in one country, and they never can.