Folks who work here are professors. Don't replace all the knowers with guessors keep'em open they're the ears of the town

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Born from sea foam high up to the tops of the waves on the trail of love.

But then, is there cowardice in the acknowledgment of fear? Is there cowardice in being glad that you lived?

Leadership is about doing the right thing, even if it going against a vast number of naysayers and mediocre people.

Wherever God has planted you, you must know how to flower - translated from a French saying

Any object of thought is both 'more than what we think, and different'.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

I wear a lot of things for fun. Sometimes Ill wear one item that is deliberately stupid because that will make the outfit cool.

If you set a good example you need not worry about setting rules.

The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.