Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

Not to punish evil is equivalent to authorizing it.

A woman is a deep Ditch, said he, her House inclines to Death and her Paths unto the Devil

Write regularly, whether you feel like writing or not, and whether you think what you're writing is any good or not.

Surround yourself with prompts that remind you who Jesus is.

The immensity of His worth is reflected in the intensity of your worship.

There are going to be times when we can't wait for somebody. Now, you're either on the bus or off the bus.

A whole new generation is looking at the videos, and going to the video shop and buying the re-release of the complete trilogy, which you can buy at a reasonable price.

Man not only survives and functions in his environment, he shapes it and he is shaped by it.

It is not so much whether a theorem is useful that matters, but how elegant it is.