Fondle the woman in your life once for every thousand times you play with your private parts. That should be just about right.

Good people are always so sure they're right.

The main reason guys will never admit to having even the teeniest clue about what women really want is because if they did, they'd have to do something about it.

The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.

I'm so pleased that I'm coming back to Armageddon, just to meet everyone. I'm very excited about doing it, I've heard great things about Armageddon and I'm just really excited to get there.

Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.

Only with the tools of production in their own hands could the workers ever hope to control their own lives and receive the fruits of their labor.

India wants to avoid a war at all costs but it is not a one-sided affair, you cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

I was told in high school that the last game during your senior year stays with you forever, which is true.

If you are gonna live your life, just try to not be crazy, have fun but have some focus and some purpose and try to know what that is. If you don't know now, try to figure it out.

A mere collector of supposed facts is as useful as a collector of matchboxes.

It's all the same. It's the same face. We always look for an idea, for the same face, for the same position. There is no such thing as a European or an African photography. It's all the same thing.

It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.