Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

No matter how many people believe or don’t believe in you, you must bethe ultimate believer in yourself!

I feel sad when I realize how much truth is being changed or obscured in the American media.

First causes are outside the realm of science.

I believe that the foundation of democratic liberty is a willingness to believe that other people may perhaps be wiser than oneself.

Going all the way back to Daniel Ellsberg, it is clear that the government is not concerned with damage to national security, because in none of these cases was there damage.

I did Brad's first film The Take and I'm glad Brad [Furman] has not calmed down. I don't want him to ever calm down.

The fact that we're in the playoffs doesn't mean anything to us, to be honest with you. Hopefully, we can accomplish our goal of going into the playoffs on a winning note.

Does anyone really believe it is possible to make even the most basic ends meet on $5.15 an hour?

The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer.

To the optimist all doors have handles and hinges; to the pessimist, all doors have locks and latches.