Foolish potato, talking to her like that won’t work. You’ve got to be mean and show off your foil-wrapped rigidity.

Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.

Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

It's in my head now. It's a memory. No camera could have captured what I saw and felt.

I think rap music is brought up, gangster rap in particular, as well as video games, every other thing they try to hang the ills of society on as a scapegoat.

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

Being a Christian doesn't mean I don't get stressed or upset when training doesn't go well. But even if I have those reactions, I think, 'I should pray about this.'

When newspapers are the principal vehicles of the wit and wisdom of a people, the higher graces of composition can hardly be looked for.

I do sense that the financial system is under the gun. In order to keep our system and economies moving globally, there's the need to extend new money.

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.

On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?

When we, by the working of mercy and grace, be made meek and mild, we are fully safe; suddenly is the soul oned to God when it is truly peaced in itself: for in Him is found no wrath.

It's one thing to donate money. It's a whole other thing to give an opportunity for someone to make his own money.