Football is the priority, even more than school. Art is frowned upon. I had to sneak music in.

Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.

I'm "crushable." That was the craziest thing. They called me "crushable" on some website.

Wal-Mart is the sewer pipe through which good jobs are being flushed.

As my kid gets a little bit older, if I feel like I have a little bit more time on my hands, I'd like to get more into developing ideas and writing things.

The Liberals have been pressing for the brief on the basis of which he said there was authority for war...

The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.

It is easy for a somebody to be modest, but it is difficult to be modest when one is a nobody.

First rule of magic: Don't let anyone know your real name. Names have power.