For Beatrice, I cherished, you perished, The world's been nightmarished.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Your ability to commit the EXTRA brings out the extraordinary in you. The world will only pay for that little commitment, even, than the rest of your abilities.

Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory.

Well, there's nothing more touching than putting a smile on a kid's face when you can.

The underdog winning is the romantic position.

In my family, we were not involved in politics at all.

That's the trouble with languages. They have to be learned.

Hollywood works continually to keep its standard of contempt for the audience.

I don't feel active, and that my public conscience is fully satisfied.

They were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a quality you should always pray for in your would-be murderer.

You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.