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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes: For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
         

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.


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