For a comedy to work, magic has to happen.

I grew up in a very old-fashioned Roman Catholic, Italian-Irish family in Philly.

My mother emails me stuff about when she finds a paparazzi photo and theyre like, his hair is out of control.

I think if you live in a black-and-white world, you're gonna suffer a lot. I used to be like that. But I don't believe that anymore.

This is what I learned at the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.

Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

In a relationship you want to treat people the way you want to be treated.

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.

The child is father to the man.

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future.

Find something that you're really interested in doing in your life. Pursue it, set goals, and commit yourself to excellence. Do the best you can.

We must see that we are afraid of the thing we most desire, and so we live a mediocre life, never bringing to consummation the primary impulse of our heart.

The great-at-anything do not set to work because they are inspired, but rather become inspired because they are working. They don't waste time waiting for inspiration.

Zombies are always moving fast in video games. It makes sense if you think about it. Those games are all about hand-eye coordination and how quickly can you get them before they get you.

On any one day you can massively change the direction of your life.

Virginians! With me! Who will come with me!?

I am a child of God, and therefore I do not inherit sickness.

If you believe in God, work with Him. If you do not, become one.