For a long time in American history, people didn't even come up before the Senate. They didn't come before the Judiciary Committee, and up until about 1923, something like that.

Let's not overlook, though, what we do know about the campaign finance scandal, and the fact the Chinese were involved in our presidential campaign and our congressional campaigns.

After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

Sometimes you have to, as I say, build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must.

Study: 60% of young Americans plan to buy firearms. The other 40% were confused, saying they thought they were free under Obamacare.

The University of North Carolina-Greensboro has ordered a Christian club to allow non-Christians as leaders. While we're at it, let's put high school dropouts in charge of the University.

A [person] who Never quits is never defeated.

A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than $50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that'll become known as 'Tuesday.'

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

You can't substitute promise after promise with known violators of prior promises at the expense of protecting ourselves or setting an example.

Global warming experts are saying that sea levels could rise 20 feet. Apparently their strategy for surviving this is to stand on top of a pile of government research grant money.

Suddenly, I’m lighter, only half of who I was.

But even the longest day wears to sunset.

Too often we forget that genius ... depends upon the data within its reach that Archimedes could not have devised Edison's inventions.

I'd rather have huge success and huge failures than travel in the middle of the road.

Every day I wake up afraid that I won't be able to write, that today is the day it has left me.

I didn't want my last chapter to be the guy who sits at the piano and sings love songs.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

I hear Seven Cities natives grow fruit just so they can eat the larvae in them.

I don't have to write about the future. For most people, the present is enough like the future to be pretty scary.

The problem with pity parties is very few people come, and those who do don't bring presents.