For a once renowned woman who loved telling tales of dodging bullets, wielding grenades and subverting dogs trained to kill, Christine's story is, surprisingly, little known today.

Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.

I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.”“How come?”“Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of making a nice quiche for Miss Keener.

Industry is a better horse to ride than genius.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Into the soul of every student I would have instilled the patriotic fervor of Patrick Henry.

Only that which cannot be lost in a shipwreck is yours.

If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

I love being in a brothers band. I have no desire to move away from it at all.

My daughter is in the lawsuit because you need that for standing.

Nobody comes to Earth to dodge problems. We come here to take 'em on.