For a sampler, you could try my short story collection "Wireless". Which contains one novella that scooped a Locus award, and one that won a Hugo, and covers a range of different styles.

Back before the internet we had a name for people who bought a single copy of our books and lent them to all their friends without charging: we called them "librarians".

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

The programmers have another saying: 'The question of whether a machine can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.'

Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface.

More often than not, piracy is a symptom of an under-provisioned market.

Steampunk is nothing more than what happens when Goths discover brown.

One ape's hallucination is another ape's religious experience - it just depends on which one’s god module is overactive at the time.

Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.

Any civilization where the main symbol of religious veneration is a tool of execution is a bad place to have children.

Fiction is about human beings, first and foremost. (It's not impossible to write fiction with no human protagonists, but it's very hard to keep the reader interested ...)

We attract vibrations which are in harmony with the dominating vibrations of their mind.

I'm not overweight I'm just nine inches too short.

I remember on 'JAG,' Joe Jackson punched Stephen Culp and shattered his nose.

There is no restraining men's tongues or pens when charged with a little vanity.

You don't necessarily live for the moment; you live for hope-what you're going to get, what you're going to say, what you're going to think.

I've seen a lot more go to zero than infinity.

McDonald's is the ultimate symbol of passive conformity.

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.

You will get your difficulties with the point electron.

Play fair, be prepared for others to play dirty, and don't let them drag you into the mud.