For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I need to learn not just to forget but to forgive.

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?

The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.

I'm deeply concerned. And I think, in many ways, the Trump presidency poses a clear and present danger to our country and to the world.

The history of science is full of revolutionary advances that required small insights that anyone might have had, but that, in fact, only one person did.

I can think of nothing that an audience won't understand. The only problem is to interest them; once they are interested, they understand anything in the world.

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills, Perrin. We've become what we needed to become."- Rand Al'Thor

I'm in love with the whole world.