For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I couldn't resist him, his eyes were like yours, his hair was exactly the shade of brown.He's just not as tall, but I couldn't tell, it was dark and I was lying down.

Secular ideologies preach liberty but practice tyranny.

A hospital alone shows what war is.

For the whole world, without a native home, Is nothing but a prison of larger room.

The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses.

You cannot limit the power of your modesty to just what you wear. It is also controlled or forfeited by where you are willing to go with guys, why you go there, and how you act.

The cunningest dissimulation is when a man pretends to be caught in the traps others set for him; and a man is never so easily over-reached as when he is contriving to over-reach others.

I think there's a whole older generation that will go to movies still. People like me; people over 45.

I love this city. If I am elected, I'll move the White House to San Francisco. Everybody's so friendly.

Invention flags, his brain goes muddy, And black despair succeeds brown study.