For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Support your right to arm bears.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

There were three terrible ages of childhood - zero to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

Those who possess nothing and yet enjoy everything have no fear of losing anything.

Nobody sees anybody truly but all through the flaws of their own egos. That is the way we all see each other in

He who obeys the command 'Rejoice in the Lord' has a Hallelujah in his soul every minute of the day and night.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is that which they exercise the least--the privilege of making others happy.

When you fight against your own weaknesses, there's something embarrassing about it.

Everyone has to make their own decisions. I still believe in that. You just have to be able to accept the consequences without complaining.

Kings need the world, but the world does not need the kings! Let them disappear like the horrible ghosts of the nightmares!

Happiness--like love--is itself an attitude.

It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity runs in your family...It's that no one runs in you family!