For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

It is action that creates motivation.

Listen. Slide the weight from your shoulders and move forward. You are afraid you might forget, but you never will. You will forgive and remember.

The person who has a highly evolved will they think, they build an image and they focus on that image.

People in France are very intrusive when they recognize you. In New York, they are very polite, with quick words, so it's great.

It is always interesting to see people in dead earnest, from whatever cause, and earthquakes make everybody earnest.

Life without emotions is like an engine without fuel.

If we keep practicing mental skills it is likely we can strengthen neural connections and make new connections.

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

Identify your problems but give your power and energy to solutions