For an omnipotent and omniscient being, God has made some really lousy earthly staffing decisions.

It never gets old, being told you are a traitor and in league with the terrorists because you disagree with current administration policy.

The best leaks always take place in the urinal.

We are going to lose the war on terror because all of our agents are tied up investigating the GOP.

You can't eat straight A's.

Noble discontent is the path to heaven.

If you consider yourself a part of the culture, then finances can't allow you to be bigger than the actual art form.

In the writing process, the more a story cooks, the better.

Lord I disbelieve - help thou my unbelief.

Arbitrary power is the natural object of temptation to a prince, as wine and women to a young fellow, or a bribe to a judge, or avarice to old age.

art is exposure. And until you've developed a degree of maturity to handle that knowledge, you are revealing what other people keep hidden.

I discovered that I never really used Helvetica but I like to look at it. I like the VW beetle, too, although I've never driven one.

Would anyone else like to say anything nice about women?

The presence of God is the finest of rewards.