For as the body grows old, so the wits grow old and become blind towards all things alike.

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.

The secret of success is that it is not the absence of failure, but the absence of envy.

Adversity has the effect of drawing out strength and qualities of a man that would have laid dormant in its absence.

In peace sons bury fathers, but war violates the order of nature, and fathers bury sons.

Egypt is the gift of the Nile.

Where wisdom is called for, force is of little use.

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.

It is better to be envied than pitied.

All of life is action and passion, and not to be involved in the actions and passions of your time is to risk having not really lived at all.

Determine never to be idle. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.

The Responsibility Of The Local Church Is To Help People Discover What They Are Created For

I might not be ready to pour out my feelings to the world, but I’d had enough of trying to ignore them.

Is it possible we love and rely on food more than we love and rely on God?

There's only one thing you can use against pure logic, and that's common sense.

To-night when the full-bellied moon swallows the stars. Grant that I know.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

Look within!... The secret is inside you.

Being a sci-fi geek, it was just lovely to be on a show where I pretend I'm in outer space. That's always been my dream: to pretend to be out in space or actually be out in space.