For every bad thing in life, there are more good things to tip the balance.

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

In a dog's world, would we be his best friend?

How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!

If we can abandon our missionary zeal we have less chance of being eaten by cannibals.

I say what I need to, not a whole lot more.

The prophets of doom, in my experience, are generally ignored and usually right.

This is the true liberty of Christ, when a free man binds himself in love to duty. Not in shrinking from our distasteful occupations, but in fulfilling them, do we realize our high origin.

Sudden total weight loss.

America is conservative in fundamental principles... but the principles conserved are liberal and some, indeed, are radical.

I vow, is there no man who can talk about physical pleasures without exaggerating?

Christ instructs us to stand up bravely for our beliefs... He asks us to let our lights shine.