For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

Jokes about butts WORKED.

Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

Habits are safer than rules

Machines are worshipped because they are beautiful and valued because they confer power; they are hated because they are hideous and loathed because they impose slavery.

Get maximum effect from minimum effort.

One does not kill oneself for love of a woman, but because love - any love - reveals us in our nakedness, our misery, our vulnerability, our nothingness.

...being an effective teacher is a high calling.

It is not certain that everything is certain, neither is it certain that everything is uncertain.

Films are amazing. To be a part of a movie is the greatest. It's so historic and exciting.

It comes with age. I can't watch movies that are inhumane.

People sometimes mistake being serious with being taken seriously.

Mrs. Gautier, I hear there are places online where you can sell children for a good price. Nick is still young enough, he should fetch enough to tide you over for a bit.” – Rosa