For every person wishing to teach there are thirty not wanting to be taught.

To confess that you are totally Ignorant about the horse, is social suicide: you will be despised by everybody, especially the horse.

It is utterly forbidden to be half-hearted about gardening. You have got to love your garden whether you like it or not.

Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.

History is not what you think. It is what you can remember.

The National Debt is a very Good Thing and it would be dangerous to pay it off for fear of Political Economy.

When setting out on a photographic holiday, always provide yourself with two cameras, one to leave in the train going and the other to leave in the cab coming back.

"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.

Does it, does it—I'm flailing here—does it have a name? What you've

In today's regulatory environment, it's virtually impossible to violate rules.

Non-violence has suffered its biggest defeat in the hands of people who most want to talk about it.

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

Staring at the wall opposite him he presented the queen with a view of his ear and awaited her orders.

True justice is paying only once for each mistake. True injustice is paying more than once for each mistake.

I'm not a huge drama person. I think I liked them more when I was younger.

An alliterative prefix served as an ornament of oratory.

Sometimes, to pursue a new idea, the artist must forfeit his deposit on an old idea.

Unless the guitar works as a color, then I don't use it, so I haven't been playing guitar too much lately.