For every person you can trust, there was first a child who was trusted.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I is for Integrity, be honest with yourself and others.

I attended the University of Earth, and earned my P.H.D in life from the school of hardship.

A person who always finds something wrong is most likely thinking wrong.

The remarkable thing about management is that a manager can go on for years making mistakes that nobody is aware of, which means that management can be a kind of a con job.

The concept of a mental state is primarily the concept of a state of the person apt for bringing about a certain sort of behaviour.

I've had a lifelong obsession with urban legends and American folklore.

Monopoly is the condition of every successful business.

Watching the season for me is about watching the chess matches.

I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side.