For experience teacheth me that straight trees have crooked roots.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

The empty vessel giveth a greater sound than the full barrel.

The broken bone, once set together, is stronger than ever.

Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend, which neither heat, nor cold, nor misery, nor place, nor destiny, can alter or diminish

It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon.

The true measure of life is not length, but honesty.

When adversities flow, then love ebbs; but friendship standeth stiffly in storms.

The greater the kindred is, the lesse the kindnesse must bee.

Let the falling out of friends be a renewing of affection.

He that loseth his honesty hath nothing else to lose.

Nothing great is ever accomplished by following standards.

If you can't explain it better leave it... (Dexter Season 2....)

Through discipline, and determination one can change anything and everything about him - his habits, his outlook on life

Cuba wants to get rid of a dictator, and baseball needs a dictator.

I can't stand callow amateurs who aren't sufficiently interested in the craft of advertising to assume the posture of students.

Much is required of those who are happy, especially if they have needed comforting in the past, and have received it.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it.

So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while. Catch it in a mason jar, with holes in the top, and run like hell to show it off.

Where is the indignation about the fact that the US and USSR have thirty thousand pounds of destructive force for every human being in the world?