For forty years I have play the oboe, and still I never know what is coming out. It is a perpetual anxiety. But maybe this is good-I have never the time to get myself bored.

Your playing is like salt water taffy. You see all the beautiful colors, red, yellow, blue, but they all taste the same.

...you must play for the little fellow in the last row of the balcony who only has fifty cents to pay for a ticket.

I am very moody when I cook. I cook according to the way I feel at the moment. A little of this, a little of that, and almost always a coupcon of garlic. I never proceed by the rules.

I've often mused over the idea that madness is actually a sane reaction to an insane world.

do not be so quick to say "okay" it is alright to disagree with the action yet love the person.

Love hurts worse than getting slammed by a 250-pound linebacker.

The Society wants us to be afraid of dying. But I'm not. I'm only afraid of dying wrong.

I swear it only hit me then, with full conscious force, who the real villains of this piece had been from start to finish…those lying, cancerous dogs of the mainstream media!

You like my quotes..., because of what???You know me??You think that you understand me... or why??

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

Coal is the single greatest threat to civilization and all life on our planet.

We can't have one group that oversees everything and then they define what amateurism is.

There is an old saying which, from its truth, has become proverbial, that friendships should be immortal, enmities mortal.