For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

With faith, we can walk though the faire un-harmed.

Sourness and bitterness come from the interfering and unappreciative mind. Life itself, when understood and utilized for what it is, is sweet. That is the message of The Vinegar Tasters.

When we realize the truth that every creation is an individualized portion of the Creator and we are always one with It then we are ready to live in harmony.

We fear the thing we want the most.

What really enthralls me is working with the actor and seeing where you can go with that. It's in that exchange and that relationship.

Mr. President, I wish to speak today, not as a Massachusetts man, nor as a Northern man, but as an American. I speak for the preservation of the Union. Hear me for my cause.

We don't know where our first impressions come from or precisely what they mean, so we don't always appreciate their fragility.

Chris [Farley] - I would consider him a comic animal. With the emphasis on "animal."

If I kind of like a guy, then I'm a fantastic flirt. But with a guy I truly like, I get painfully shy.

Where love is thick, faults are thin. If you really love someone, then it is difficult to find fault with him. His faults seem negligible, for love means oneness.