For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next best thing to an abiding faith in providence.

Faith in to-morrow, instead of Christ, is Satan's nurse for man's perdition.

There is only one you for all time. Fearlessly be yourself.

Happiness comes fleetingly now and then To those who have learned to do without it And to them only.

Perestroika is nothing but a spectacle organized from above.

Do rewards motivate people? Absolutely. They motivate people to get rewards.

You're always a work in progress. Flexibility. Personality. Motivation. There's always room to improve.

The search for knowledge is in our genes. It was put there by our distant ancestors who spread across the world, and it's never going to be quenched.

What a beautiful testament to the creative spirit and its true motives, to creative contribution coming from a place of purpose rather than a hunger for profit.

Trauma never goes away completely, it changes perhaps, softens some with time, but never completely goes away.

Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body

This rule is so underrated: Keep your family and business completely separated.