For his mind was full of forlorn hopes, death-or-glory charges, and last stands.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The question is: do you want suffering or do you want peace? It's that simple.

Jesus was not a theologian. He was a God who told stories.

It has occurred to me more than once that holy boredom is good and sufficient reason for the invention of free will.

Anger only gets in the way.

All other love is extinguished by self-love; beneficence, humanity, justice, philosophy, sink under it.

I just can't seem to paint nice things.

In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to.

Ive been incredibly fortunate to be able to have different opportunities and be able to choose, which is kind of amazing.

People tracking your life and photographing you anywhere you go, that can make you crazy.

Come give us a taste of your quality.